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We take your money very seriously here.

Because we know how serious you are in keeping it safe.

So please wait in line until we are ready to take it from you.

Unless of course you have a lot of it, then a machine will make you a milky coffee, and you will be offered a seat! Call us on 0800 015 0030 (U.K.)+ 44 (0) 2074 812567 (Abroad)

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